The Training Dream

In this dream, I had just moved and taken a new position at work. My boss was the director of compliance who actually had retired over a decade ago. I was sorting things in my office, dressed in a polo shirt and jeans, which was not proper work attire. My new boss walked in and told me that I had a training to go to that day and had to memorize a line of dialogue for the class. There was a folder for this training on my desk.

I kept procrastinating on it, but finally opened the folder. In it was a flip book of sorts and other paperwork. As I started looking through the flip book, the pictures started moving on their own like a movie and came with sound. The man's voice stated that they weren't informed that I had moved. The photos was of my old home/apartment, but full of stuff that wasn't mine, as they belonged to the current occupant. The video showed them going through the house, waking up the new occupant. Then the man who was speaking was nude and standing behind a different older man with a blank stare who seemed unaware of what was happening. He put his balls on top of the bald man's head, but the guy didn't react. I was disturbed that the trainer had meant to go to my home while I was asleep.

When I went to the meeting, everyone was on edge for some reason, reacting very aggressively to anything. It then became something of a battle royale with another department I think. No one had been hurt, but it was clear it was one team versus the team I was on. One of the ladies on the opposing side had a propane tank, so I was not having this.

I went back to my office and found one of my coworkers who looked like Carol Kane on the floor with a rubber stamp. The stamp was of a paw print and she was stamping out in the carpet a perimeter of paw prints, claiming it as her territory. She'd clearly lost it.

I grabbed my leather backpack and started heading out when I woke up.