Aug. 5th, 2018

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My "Franken-knee" returned on Friday. I could feel the pain in the back of my left knee pit start. I tried to exercise my way through it, but I think I made it worse. My knee swelled up Saturday morning. I was seriously considering not going to my hometown to see family, as I didn't want to be hobbling around all day. However, having not been home in several weeks I really felt like I should go, so I made an effort and drove down.

It was good to see Mom, who is no better or worse. It was fun to see my sister, as we tend to laugh no matter the topic. When I got in to her house, I had to explain my swollen knee, which made her cringe a bit. After I caught her up on my knee, she started a new topic of discussion with the following question:

"Guess who died..."

I looked at her and smirked, stating "You know, I hate this game."

It's something that my mom always used to do and it usually caused me to roll my eyes.

Later that night at dinner at Applebee's, my sis, brother-in-law, and I got into a good laugh about my knee. We had talked about my brother and his reticence to discuss anything gay-related. My brother-in-law joked that maybe the twin might want to play in the league. I laughed and said that he would never want to discuss it, joking that I got my swollen knee from a softball injury while giving head to the umpire.

My sister picked up this joke and ran with it.

She said, "You were on first base, on your knees, giving the umpire a blowjob, and you didn't see the line drive coming. It hit you in the knee."

My brother-in-law and I were cracking up as she told it, but we lost our breath over the next line.

"And I really would feel bad for the umpire after what happened to him."

*Think "The World According to Garp"*

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