For What Ails Ya...

In case of emergency, open bag..
I am in the process of moving to my new office when I find the above sitting in the top drawer. It took a moment for it to sink in, but I cracked up once it did. One or more of my coworkers put this together for me. Now I'm ready for headaches and tummy aches, for a shot of courage when needed, and for any need to assume the position when necessary.

Let the hazing begin :D