Evil Thoughts and Commentary

• To the church group washing cars for donations: I know your sign holder saw that big bird poop smear on my passenger side window as I drove by and thought, "Oh here's one for sure!" I waved and grinned as I drove past him.
  
• The Teen Pregnant School Girl Pact: What the heck were these girls thinking? Do they really see having a baby as a teenager as something cool? One of them supposedly got knocked up by "some homeless guy." Geez, honey, at least set your sights higher than that if you're going to do it. I think chastity belts will be coming back into style with parents. With large padlocks.
  
• Airlines to Charge for Non-Alcoholic Drinks: Are you freaking kidding me? Apparently, all services on the airlines will eventually be a la carte. I expect that they will also put in pay toilets, charging for movies or music, and will likely put in coin slots for the oxygen masks. If you want oxygen, you'd better have those quarters ready in the event of an emergency.
  
• Creepy Comic Book Store Owner: Why do you ALWAYS have to come up to me in the store and ask me "What have you got there?" I know he probably wants to see what I'm interested in so he can recommend similar things, but it comes across as somewhat intrusive.