Subjects in the Spam Folder

I was trying to find something worthwhile to post about today, but nothing comes to mind. I was looking through my Yahoo mail account and started laughing when I was reading just the subjects...

• "find the right nursing program for you..."
  
• "I played with this for hours..."
  
• "Lasik Savings Event -- starting at $299 per eye"
  
• "Nice or Naughty?"
  
• "Costa Rica Land at Pre-Development Prices"
  
• "Get a Coach Handbag on Us"

Apparently the spammers think I need a new career, new eyesight, buy some property, get me a man purse, and play with a naughty thing for hours... The last one could be right :)