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scifibear99, last night. I don't think I've ever had such a good time talking on the phone when dirty talk wasn't involved. Over the course of three hours, we ran the gambit of topics: coming out, family, dating, psychotic supervisors, Terri Schiavo, Stripperella, and more. Mike is a really sweet guy. I hope to meet him in person sometime soon.
During one of our more comical moments, we came up with the idea for giving out a consolation prize to give to a bad date who wanted to come home with you when you weren't interested.
(cue the Late Rod Roddy....)
We're Sorry You Didn't Win the Big Prize, but here is your parting gift for playing along! The DATING GAME CONSOLATION GIFT BAG!!!!
In this wonderful, sparkling gold-colored gift bag are all the tools you'll need to help you deal with your frustrations on this cold and lonely night. Inside you will find a travel size tube of KY Jelly, a deck of naked men playing cards, a trial issue of "100% Beef," and some moist towelettes.
We're sorry you're going home alone, but at least you wont be empty handed tonight. Thanks to the Dating Game Consolation Gift Bag! (patent pending)
scifibear99, last night. I don't think I've ever had such a good time talking on the phone when dirty talk wasn't involved. Over the course of three hours, we ran the gambit of topics: coming out, family, dating, psychotic supervisors, Terri Schiavo, Stripperella, and more. Mike is a really sweet guy. I hope to meet him in person sometime soon.During one of our more comical moments, we came up with the idea for giving out a consolation prize to give to a bad date who wanted to come home with you when you weren't interested.
(cue the Late Rod Roddy....)We're Sorry You Didn't Win the Big Prize, but here is your parting gift for playing along! The DATING GAME CONSOLATION GIFT BAG!!!!
In this wonderful, sparkling gold-colored gift bag are all the tools you'll need to help you deal with your frustrations on this cold and lonely night. Inside you will find a travel size tube of KY Jelly, a deck of naked men playing cards, a trial issue of "100% Beef," and some moist towelettes.
We're sorry you're going home alone, but at least you wont be empty handed tonight. Thanks to the Dating Game Consolation Gift Bag! (patent pending)
