Aug. 11th, 2004

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You Know You're From Kentucky When...


No matter how much you think you talk normally, when you head up North they all think you talk like a redneck

Your English teacher says things like "Y'all" and "Ain't Got None"

The best restaurant in town is the Cracker Barrel

No matter how bad UK's basketball team is, you still belive they'll pull it off and make it to the Final 4

You still believe the South should be it's own nation

You believe the Civil War was not a far fight

It's not an uncommon site to see a fat man in overalls and a cowboy hat drivin' down the road in a beat up Chevy with a confederate flag hangin' off the back with music from Johhny Rebel
blastin' out of his radio

Biscuits, gravy, and grits is your favorite breakfast

Wakin' up with coons and squirrels on your back porch is not an uncommon thing

To you, huntin' aint killin', its sorta like grocery shoppin'

You own at least 10 country or southern rock cd's

You only own a pair of church shoes and winter shoes

In the summer you don't wear shoes

Even your grandmother chews tobacco

You consider the northern part of the country "The Union"

A rebel flag doesn't simbolize racism to you

Your church parking lot is filled with pickups

The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?"

You actually know who Toby Keith, Brooks& Dunn, Keith Urban, Montgomery Gentry, Tim McGraw, Kenny
Chesney, Garth Brooks, and George Straight are.

A carbonated soft drink is a COKE, regardless of brand or flavor.

You refer to Louisville as "The Ville." (Actually, it's pronounced "Luuvul")

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kentucky.




kybearfuzz: (Grrrrrrr!!!!)
I got up early to get to the gym, I've been really bad and skipping it in the evening, so I went out of guilt. After 45 minutes on the elliptical trainer and a quick drive home, I managed to shower and change and get my butt on the road.

After getting my low-carb Asiago cheese bagel from Panera, watching a careless driver apply mascara at 65 mph (you want to look your best in case of a car accident, I guess), and dealing with the oh-so-pleasant sun/traffic delay, I make it in the office.

I got inundated with questions before I even make it to my desk. Questions about software I don't even support. One guy even asked a question and then kept talking over me when I tried to give him his answer. All of this done before that bagel got eaten or my caffeine was drank. A brave man he was... (growl)

It's only 9 AM.... :(
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Today was a meeting sort-of-day. At the end of the day, I was ready to go. Unfortunately, I'm heading to Lexington tomorrow for work and I brought a company car home to leave from here. My plans for the evening fell through, my buddy Matt couldn't come down to meet and I had to pass on dinner with Eric and his partner because I can't use the company car for personal use.

Sigh... tomorrow will be an interesting day. I can't share the details... yet.., but tomorrow will be one of the most interesting work days I've had :D

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