So Surreal Again....

Ding! Round Two! Another episode of the Surreal Life.

Not sure what to make of it. It seems silly, but watchable. The sight of the six of them trying to run a restaurant was funny. I think Gary Coleman overreacted (or is that over-acted?) in the restaurant. It’s not like you should have high expectations of these six, who likely have not done a decent day’s hard work for years. I would be pissed if old Vanilla Ass had picked me over and over like Gary. And I think I would want a shower.. ick!

What would you think if these six showed up at your door to give you brownies? My first thought would be to wonder what was in them. Let’s face it, with Ass-Ass-Baby delivering them, I would wonder if Mary Jane wasn’t involved in the mixing. And I’m sure anyone may choke on a false eyelash from Tammy Faye. I would wonder if Ron stirred the batter with his finger or other protruding appendage. Can you die from silicone poisoning should Tracie Bingham get too close to them with her enormous… assets? I guess we will find out in the next installments if any or all is true.

Lastly, what is it with Tracie Bingham?? She was practically riding Ron Jeremy all through the show. I think she wants him, after all, he is legendary in size. I think she enjoys hopping on him. Again, I normally hate “reality TV,” but I have to admit, it grows on you like a fungus ;)

As the weekend rolls by...

Slept in so late on Saturday.. I loved it. It felt so good to sleep in my own bed for a change. I missed my house. I was fairly lazy, chatted on-line for a while, then went to the gym for the first time in weeks. Ugh! Am I paying for that one, but it's a necessary evil. I'm hoping the conjunction of giving up regular Pepsi (my sweet, sweet Pepsi) and exercise will make the pants a bit looser around the waist. After the grocery and the bank, not much else that day. The twin has received his inheritance waiver and no breakdown was in it.. I guess I'll be giving the uncle a call soon. My letter will likely arrive Tuesday.

Sunday came early, but another good sleep. I got up and chatted again and then went to the gym again. I'm trying to get into a routine. Nice cardio workout on the elliptical trainer.. I like that thing. I wouldn't mind buying one someday.

One odd common denominator was a strange dream both mornings. I had a dream I was tied up and held hostage in a department store in Saturday's dream and was fighting terrorists on my old college campus in this morning's dream. I'm in superhero mode in my dreams apparently. Tomorrow morning should be interesting.. I think I'll get out my "Family Guy" DVD out after the gym.