Phone Conversations and Consolation Prizes

[kybearfuzz]

I called Mike, scifibear99, last night. I don't think I've ever had such a good time talking on the phone when dirty talk wasn't involved. Over the course of three hours, we ran the gambit of topics: coming out, family, dating, psychotic supervisors, Terri Schiavo, Stripperella, and more. Mike is a really sweet guy. I hope to meet him in person sometime soon.

During one of our more comical moments, we came up with the idea for giving out a consolation prize to give to a bad date who wanted to come home with you when you weren't interested.

(cue the Late Rod Roddy....)

We're Sorry You Didn't Win the Big Prize, but here is your parting gift for playing along! The DATING GAME CONSOLATION GIFT BAG!!!!

In this wonderful, sparkling gold-colored gift bag are all the tools you'll need to help you deal with your frustrations on this cold and lonely night. Inside you will find a travel size tube of KY Jelly, a deck of naked men playing cards, a trial issue of "100% Beef," and some moist towelettes.

We're sorry you're going home alone, but at least you wont be empty handed tonight. Thanks to the Dating Game Consolation Gift Bag! (patent pending)

Comments

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

I know someone who's very very happy he didnt get the consolation bag...

*looking innocently at the floor*

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

Fuck the stuff on the inside, I want the gold lamé!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

And what makes you think I don't already have all of these items??? ;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

*blushes* Hmmmm.... ;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure you'd look fabulous in it! :)

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

Thanks Mark, *blushes*

I would like to order a few of those please. The name is John Lampchairwallnerstein. I was wondering if I could pick them up in person...at your secret undisclosed location?

I had a great time too handsome. And we will definitely have to meet real soon.

[jeremasaur.livejournal.com]

*grins* That's a great idea. Everyone leave a date a winner that way. :-)

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

I suppose "empty handy" could, in this case, mean a variety of different things...

[pariahcub.livejournal.com]

lmao!! I can just picture one of the display girls gesturing to it with enthusiasm as it rotates on a multi-colored platform. You and Mike are going to cause a lot of mayhem when you two finally meet up.

Mayhem

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

A force to be reckoned with. (insert evil laughter)

Re: Mayhem

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I agree... we could bring the world to its (ahem) knees! :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I'll try to send them right away, Mr. Lampchairwallnerstein. :D

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I totally agree :D

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

but of course ;)