Repeat ... Repeat.. Repeat... email admirer..

[kybearfuzz]

My email admirer from this entry sent me another email... or should I say, the same email. It even has the same spelling mistakes as the first one. LOL... apparently, he does send this out in mass mailings, like a fisherman casting the same old lure to catch the catfish. I'm feeling so special right now... (rolls eyes)

Comments

[daltxfurry.livejournal.com]

That's more than I get....I usually just get "Your (sic) hot. I want you to f*ck me" How endearing is that?

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

hmmmm...that's so crazy it might just work...

Hello Internet Neighbor!

I was surfing through the internet last night and noticed my keyboard getting warm to the touch when I hit a link to your online profile. You're HOT! I'm a thirty something single bachelor who loves pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm looking to find the love of my life and you may or may not be it! Isnt that exciting?!? Email me back some naked pictures, a credit report, and a living will when you get a moment so we can set up a time for our very first date. (Hopefully the first of many.) I'm allergic to restaurants with drive thru's so you'll have to take me someplace swank. I'll make dessert worth your wait. *wink* Take care and have a super great day!

Hugs and Kisses,

Daniel

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

I usually get the "I'm going to be in your area this weekend. Want to hook up? How big is you c*ck?" Now that is romantic. Do they ever read the part where I say that I'm not into one night stands?

Take it from me. You're special! :)

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

It kind of makes you feel sorry for the guy. It's just sad.

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

yea, you are pretty special. to listen to me rant a bit at the crack of dawn. well, little past the crack of dawn, but hey!!!!

thanks again handsome!!!

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

LOL. I remember the original post the other day and now he's sending the same form letter, repleat with typos etc and he thinks he's gonna find himself a nice guy?

Um what you wanna bet he ends up finding another looser as desperate as him with this tired old tactic? :-) Thankfully not you. While you have the looks to snatch someone, your tastes seem to be a bit higher class than that I'd wager. ;-)

Look at it this way, at least you are being admired in some fashion. LOL.

[biggaloot.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Can't read the entry. :(

[artsycub.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling so special right now... (rolls eyes)

"BEEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

The Sarcasm Meter is about to explode! Duck and cover!