Subjects from the Spam Folder

[kybearfuzz]

So between meetings today, I was checking my home email, looking for an email from a local salvage yard about my hubcap need. Thinking that it might be in the spam folder, I took a quick look and it wasn't there. What was there though is pretty funny if you are in the right frame of mind. I'm thankful that my email throws this crap in the appropriate place, but the subjects can be pretty funny... and a bit desperate. Among them:

• Find Love with HOT CHINESE WOMAN
  
• HOT Latin Ladies Waiting Inside
  
• Free Access to Local SLUTS
  
• Fingerhut: Shop Now with Low Monthly Payments
  
• HOT ASIAN WOMEN who want to meet an American Man
  
• Dear Beloved in Christ
  
• Browse Christian Singles for Free
  
• Russian Women Want a Better Life
  
• Lonely Married Women
  
• Why Wait -- Have an Affair with a Cheating Wife Today
  
• Hot Russan Singles. Free Trial.
  
• Stronger, Thicker and Harder. Free Trial.

This is an email account I usually use for ordering online, so the list puzzles me as it is full of weird stuff I have never used this account for (except maybe the Fingerhut thing, I may have ordered Mom something YEARS ago).

I can only imagine what my other email spam folder has it in.

Comments

[texwriterbear.livejournal.com]

Apparently you've been buying stuff for all of your Asian lady friends!!!! LOL

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL... I hadn't, but they somehow got my email.

[pink-halen.livejournal.com]

Does "Stronger, Thicker and Harder" describe the hot Russian Ladies?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Heh! I didn't open the emails, but there is a good chance they are from the same source.

[qbear.livejournal.com]

The Internets think you're hot to trot.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Yeah... but for foreign chicks... um... no.

[maxauburn.livejournal.com]

"Russian women want a better life."

Not with Putin in charge....

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

True that!

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

Their cookies are failing miserably:)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

At least they are in the right folder!

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

I got the "Free Access to Local SLUTS" one today and it made me laugh. Guess we buy from the same porn site. :)