Best Caption....

[kybearfuzz]

I saw this picture and thought, "What the heck?" Put the thinking caps on and give me the best, wittiest caption you can put to this:

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[slacker-x.livejournal.com]

This summer's first blockbuster movie: Yahoo Serious in "Pret A Porter Deux: Houndstooth Hijinks."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_decibel_/]

YOu'll laugh and cry at the new romantic comedy "Get Off My Runway You Monkeyfreak!!" starring Kate Moss as the Masked Engenue and Martin Short as Horny Jungle MonkeyFreak!

[queensheba.livejournal.com]

He DOES look like Martin Short!

[digibob.livejournal.com]

"You are wrong, my love -- there is such a thing as too much blue eye shadow!"

Oops

[perkk.livejournal.com]

Martin Short's failed Screen Test for Blade Runner (1982). Too bad some one played a cruel joke on him and gave him the script for Caveman (1981) instead.

[slacker-x.livejournal.com]

Cirque de Soleil presents "Romeo and Juliet"

[queensheba.livejournal.com]

*applause*

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

"I remember... doing the Time Warp..."

Cheetah?

[koalabr.livejournal.com]

The new film from Mel Gibson, a remake of the 1938 classic.. "Tarzan and Jane in 2004", Tarzan the now wimpish SNAG, and Jane the fashion executive, design weapons of mass seduction that are deployed by the now evil Cheetah from her den in the catwalks of Saigon. 3D glasses, viagra and arabic subtitles included.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Roberto Benigni and Liv Tyler fail to bring it home in the live stage production of Nickelodeon's "The Wild Thornberrys."

[slacker-x.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. :-)

[booboobob.livejournal.com]

"MOMMY! He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

"You've got to tell me! Who does your hair?"

[demcub.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's right....even this marriage has more rights than a 53 year gay relationship.

[benjiej.livejournal.com]

"The Soy Bomb Guy Gets a New Gig"

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

...And they say there is no life after performing on an awards show... ;)