A Knock at the Door

[kybearfuzz]

I had just woken up from a nap, trudging around downstairs in a tee-shirt and sweatpants, when the doorbell rang.

An older guy in a tie was at the door, about 60, with a thick mustache, trying to sell me some home improvement stuff.

Before he started his pitch, he seriously asked:

"Excuse me son, but is your mom or dad at home?"

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Comments

[pink-halen.livejournal.com]

I would take that as a compliment.
But it does give you a chance to say, "No, they are not here." and close the door.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, I took it as one, but let him do his talk (at least briefly) before closing the door.

[prisonbitch.livejournal.com]

aaaawwwww....

did you invite him in and take advantage of him?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, he was a nice guy, but not my type :D

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

Awwww. That's sweet.

Now, more about the t-shirt and sweatpants, please.

*places chin in palms, waits*

;-)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL... it's so not sexy, me in a old tee-shirt and oversized sweat pants. It screams "slob."

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

And some touseled hair. I can work with this.

;-)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the sleep crust in the eyes and the odor of dried drool in my beard.

Damn I'm hot :D

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

Then we're in agreement.

;-)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL! Ed, you are a treasure! Can I clone you? I'll be right over to obtain a DNA sample!

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

What on earth are you going to do with more than one of me?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

So many possibilities... :)

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

If you're going as far as cloning, try to engineer each one so that they have a different...specialty.

;-)

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

You left out the part where you have a tap to the Fountain of Youth in your basement.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Heh... my Oil of Olay skin cleansing regiment must be working!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_decibel_/]

I KNEW that case of Miss Clairol would come in handy.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

OMG! What they say about you on the Shooters bathroom wall must be true! (bitch) Mwah! :D

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

So, was your answer, "No, Daddy, it's just you and me all alone. Come on in ..."? :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Heh... not this guy. Now if it had been my A/C repair guy...

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA - that's completely awesome.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL... I was taken aback a bit, not sure how to answer him. I could have played it up and said they weren't home :)

[sweetjimmyto.livejournal.com]

Delightful.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

In ten years, I'll be thankful if anyone mistakes me as the kid of the house. Heck, it's not so bad now.