Locker Room Serenade

[kybearfuzz]

I did a bit of weight lifting and running at my gym today. When I went to change to head home, I was asked by a strange guy in the locker room if I liked this song.

I looked at him with a big "huh?"

It occurred to me he was talking about the Linkin Park song playing over the speakers. "It's okay," I said back, "I think this is the only song I've heard of theirs."

"What is it called?" he asked.

"I have no idea," I responded.

The guy then sang the lyrics to the song to try to find the title in the chorus. While he was doing this, a younger guy walked in.

"I think it's called 'Numb,'" he said.

"I think you're right," I said again and scurried out.

As I was making my way out, I heard him ask the young guy, "Hey, do you like this song?"

Run, I thought... run now...

Comments

[pariahcub.livejournal.com]

Smart move getting the hell out of there, Mark. I've encountered a number of creepy folks like that at the gym. He probably had a ball gag and a roll of duct tape in his gym bag.

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

I guess that's a better pick up line than "What's your sign?" or "Do you want to see my equipment?"

[artsycub.livejournal.com]

Having had some experiences like that, I'll just say it's probably best that you ran.

[anziulewicz.livejournal.com]

I think you are living in the wrong Universe ....

[pocochon.livejournal.com]

This is so funny! LOL