kybearfuzz: (Loser)
kybearfuzz ([personal profile] kybearfuzz) wrote2006-11-09 04:29 pm

Yield!

This is a public service announcement. To the dork in the sea-foam green Tercel who flipped me off because I wouldn't scoot over into the other lane so he could merge at 60 MPH on the interstate from the entrance ramp....

Yield Sign Means Yield

This is a yield sign. I know you've seen one. It was on the test you took to get that driver's license that I assume you have. Of course, in the Greater Cincinnati area, it seems one only has to have a pulse to get that license (and that is up for debate as well), but I'm guessing you took the test anyway.

So let me give you this friendly reminder, this is a yield sign. It means I have the right-of-way. The sign means you must merge into my lane of your own accord without hitting me. If you can't merge in right away, you WAIT!

End of the public service announcement. Take that middle finger of yours and shove it up your @$$. Try it while driving, you may start a new trend....

[identity profile] spatts5.livejournal.com 2006-11-09 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
feel better?

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2006-11-09 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually I do feel a giggle coming on... :D

[identity profile] anziulewicz.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Next time someone like that gives you the finger, just smile sweetly and blow him a kiss. It's much more effective than flipping the bird.

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. actually I tend to wave and smile at them instead. It really pisses them off :D