Pre-Friday Funny

[kybearfuzz]

I'm contemplating going to my hometown this weekend. I'm not really in a traveling mood, but we'll see how I feel tonight.

This joke was sent to me by a friend out in Kansas. Enjoy.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN KANSAS (or your home state) IN JULY WHEN...

• The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
  
• The trees are whistling for the dogs.
  
• The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
  
• Hot water now comes out of both taps.
  
• You can make sun tea instantly.
  
• You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
  
• The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
  
• You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
  
• You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
  
• You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
  
• You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
  
• Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
  
• You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
  
• The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
  
• Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
  
• The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Comments

[stereobare.livejournal.com]

That was cute.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

I can see myself repeating those two.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I personally like the one about steering the car with two fingers.. been there and done that. :)