kybearfuzz: (Bitchy Alien)
kybearfuzz ([personal profile] kybearfuzz) wrote2006-07-08 04:50 pm

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to..

..Meijer. After buying some new clothes at Kohl's, I decided to swing by Meijer to pick up some socks and things before the trip.

As I'm stopping at the crosswalk in front of the store, letting people pass, I hear a car door slam to my right and turn to see a white car parked in the no parking zone. This girl is getting out of the car, she's got blonde hair put into two ponytails, wearing funky glasses, and wearing what looks like a white swimsuit top and shorts. She's incredibly pale, making it hard to figure where she was covered and where she wasn't. She looked like an albino on her way to a KY hoe-down.

What really grabbed my attention was the fact she had her leg up slightly while she dug her underwear out of her butt... right there where everyone could see on the side of the parking lot. I saw all of this in seconds after the car door slam noise. She turned around and saw me, figuring I was ogling versus looking surprised, and yelled in snarky way, "Do I have nice ass!?"

Channeling my inner bitch, I yelled out "Hell, no!" and drove through the crosswalk.

[identity profile] prisonbitch.livejournal.com 2006-07-08 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, like i've never seen you dig your thong outta yer butt crack before... ;)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I've learned to relax and accept the string... :)

[identity profile] cincycub.livejournal.com 2006-07-08 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
hope that was AFTER your stop in the store and not before??

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hee hee.. no.. I figured if her underwear kept riding up, I could easily out run her :)

[identity profile] queensheba.livejournal.com 2006-07-08 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's hilarious! Go you!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
You have to really enjoy those tender moments we have when we go shopping :D

[identity profile] shawn1979.livejournal.com 2006-07-08 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Thanks Mark! I needed a good laugh. Go you!!!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
LOL.. it was strangely the highlight of the shopping experience.

[identity profile] fjdbear.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Funny! Btw who did the icon?

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Actually I did. The alien is from the "I Will Survive" alien video from a few years ago. Feel free to copy it if you like ... :)

[identity profile] truebrixon.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
a) "KY hoe-down" could so have many different meanings to it. Maybe it's because it is 3:30 am, but my mind went a couple of wierd places with that one.

b) Was she carrying a little micro-dog in a purse with her? You could've done the world a favor and run over the next Nicole Richie or Paris Hilton or daughter of Hulk Hogan! lol

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! I promise that there was no sexual connotation to it.

... and I could see her being a Paris-wannabe.