kybearfuzz: (Luigi Plumber)
kybearfuzz ([personal profile] kybearfuzz) wrote2005-10-27 06:47 pm
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Mark the Plumber -- A Photo Story

I love my house. It's one main drawback is that it only has ONE bathroom. So the toilet has been making a gulping sound of late when the tank is refilling. The noise scared my mom on her last visit. I told her she had broken the toilet and would now have to go outside in the woods. She replied, "Been there and done that." Mom is of the outhouse generation...

Instead of finding a plumber and paying through the nose, I decided to fix it myself, one of the other joys of homeowning. I stopped off at Home Depot and a cute and helpful guy told me what I needed to fix the noise and I was on my way.

Never one to let a potential disaster go unrecorded, I took pictures along the way of my attempt at manly repair.


The Gulping Toilet

The gulping toilet in my house. The noise was disturbing at times.

Proper Attire

If you're going to be a plumber it's best to dress the part -- ball cap, sports shirt and jeans -- call it method acting.

The Right Tools

The fix is in the box, nice and compact.

WTF?

So much in here, what to use and what to put back???

Directions

The thingee goes where???

Non-Union Butt Crack

Taking things apart from below. Non-Union Butt Crack.

Successful Removal

Fill valve removal was successful. I thumped my chest in pride.

Union Break

After a success, a break is required per Union regulations!

Listening for Gulps

After reassembling the toilet with the new fill valve, I listened for the hopeful absence of the gulping noise. I am the Toilet Whisperer.

Triumphant

The Gulping is Gone! In celebration, I pounded my chest again :)

Celebrate with a cold one

Like most manly guys, I popped myself another cold one.

Crushing the Can

GRRRRR! Crush that can with my forehead!!!

Ow!

OW!

Good Day

With the hard work done, I now have the evening free to pursue more wholesome activities, like drawing dirty pictures, reading comic books, and/or cruising the internet for porn.

jkusters: John's Face (Default)

[personal profile] jkusters 2005-10-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome! :-)

JOhn.

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks :)
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[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL... well, a gay man's guide would have a burly plumber come to your house and do it :)

[identity profile] bookish-cub.livejournal.com 2005-10-27 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent photo story!!! I especially liked the butt crack shot. ;-)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, thank you, handsome :)

[identity profile] ciddyguy.livejournal.com 2005-10-27 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.

Your house is soooo gay. ;-)

Nice job on the toilet fixing.

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, the joys of home repair.. I am learning :)

[identity profile] neenie13.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ok....that was the funniest Picture Story I've seen in weeks! :D

Thanks for the saga!!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, anything to bring a smile to your face :)

[identity profile] mat-t.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! Too much fun!

Gotta say, a certain one of those pictures made my mouth water....

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the one with the Diet Coke.. no one can resist the lime flavored goodness....

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[identity profile] bleuvalentines.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Mark ... *lol*

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee.. after years of my dad showing his crack all over Corbin, I am merely carrying on a family tradition :D

[identity profile] scifibear99.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
LOL...that was great!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it :)

[identity profile] cmorley.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! Hilarious. Two points:

1. You read the instructions??? What kind of manly man are you, anyways??

2. Plumber's crack usually isn't so hot!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I'm a one-toilet household, I can't afford to screw it up :)

2. Awww.. thanks, I'm thinking about going into butt crack modeling.

[identity profile] bearfuz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Just say "yes" to that crack!!!!!

Butchest thing I've seen in weeks.

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. I've not shown 1% of the skin you've shown, handsome... and I do appreciate seeing it ;)

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[identity profile] dfwteddybear.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
So cute. :o)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks :)

Aces

[identity profile] bigreddee.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Living with (and loving) a plumber...After careful inspection, we both approve of you following Union regulations...thumbs up! :)

Re: Aces

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, you're so lucky to have a live-in plumber! I'm sure he works on all your pipes at home :D

[identity profile] divos-voids.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
such a tease! you'll show some crack....but where's the gratuitous belly shot????

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, a man has to have some modesty :)

[identity profile] jeremasaur.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. I laughed out loud with the can hit to the floor. Thanks. :-)

And secondly... my goodness cute. :-)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it handsome, Happy Friday :D

[identity profile] ursaloco2.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
You need to borrow my hat.

:-)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, is mine not technically correct??

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[identity profile] polomex.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO @ "ow"

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
How do the straight guys do it? Oh yeah, they're drunk normally...

[identity profile] raphbearish.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
I enjoyed this immensely. My friends journal-reading has suddenly been filled with some very depressing and emotional topics and light-hearted entries like this one returned a smile to my face. Thanks for being your cute and fun self.

Just some things I wanna point out. Great ass, I knew you had one. My, you can sure open your mouth wide. And that "cold one" looks like a diet coke. Shouldn't it be beer? OMG! I HAVE THOSE SHOWER CURTAINS!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, handsome.

This may be all you'll see of my ass without paying for dinner, though. My mouth? Oh, I'm not touching that one.... The cold one is a Diet Coke, you make do with what you have...

.. and I think every single man has these shower curtains :)

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[identity profile] mikiedoggie.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
This was GREAT Mark. I think your expressions really made the post. ;-)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I think I can see you doing something like this, your expressions in pictures are priceless...

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[identity profile] dmckins.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
You are sooooo hired! When can you start? I want one of those power flusher thingie-mabobs in mine. Ben's ehem... visits aren't quite like they used to be. I need POWER FLUSH!

LOL

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd be afraid of the power flush. I just dont want it to go off accidently when the cat is drinking from the toilet. Poor kitty...

[identity profile] truckerbear.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
This was great thanks for sharing!

Have to remember this when I attempt a home repair!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. you're welcome.

[identity profile] bonkishnurtaz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you've outdone Niles and Frasier. good job. ;-)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh please, those pansies.... Though a shirtless Kelsey Grammar does things for me :)

[identity profile] cincy-dave.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
The photo story was funny and a bit hot.

Woof. What a man!

Can we hire you out now?

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it, Dave. As for hiring me out, I'm afraid not, I don't have the money for accidental residence demolition. :)

[identity profile] madkevinp.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
Woo-Hoo!!! Great Job, Great Pics....

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks :)

[identity profile] cincycub.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
I cannot BELIEVE you posted crack! Where is the [livejournal.com profile] kybearfuzz modesty I once knew?

LOL - and congrats :)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.. I do recall an agreement between us that if I posted my ass on the net, you'd do the same. Hmmmmm... so when will Brian be posting crack...? :)

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[identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
LOVE IT!!! LOVE YOU!!! Will you come to my house and work on my plumbing?

Sexy butt crack

The pic of you on lying ont he floor makes me thing evil, horrible, sinful thoughts......do it again.

The fact you showed some skin....is your way too high modesty finally breaking down? Please please please say yes!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL... one inch of butt cleavage does not a Gypsy Rose Lee make! And it was integral to the plot! :)

As for laying on the floor, I do it often.. :)

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