My hair is pretty thick, and not thinning. I don't understand how or why, but I'm not complaining. I keep it short, because I hate fussing with it.

I loved Emily Litella.
Gilda Radner was a genius. When Bill Murray was writing for SNL, in the first few seasons, if he got stuck on a skit, he'd write, "And then Gilda does something" and she'd improv. Brilliance.

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Oh, and isn't it "Take-off-Your-Green-Shirt-Thursday? Or something like that?

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