kybearfuzz (
kybearfuzz) wrote2004-02-08 10:01 pm
Surreal Things and Porn Pool Party
Another night with the Surreal crowd. I've cut it for the TiVo crew who haven't seen it.
It was an interesting show tonight I think. Tammy Faye went to her book signing, and she definitely is an entertainer. She knew how to work the crowd, which was pretty diverse considering her Christian entertainment background with drag queens wanting photo opportunities. I have to admit, she impressed me with her speaking abilities, very clean and no real inference of anything "dirty."
Ron Jeremy of course was busy cleaning the house and getting the pool ready at this time. He invited some of his porn movie colleagues to a pool party and cookout. A variety of folks showed up and gave the "blurred area" censor guy a lot of work this episode. Lots of boobs, mostly unreal I'm sure, but it looked like everyone had a good time and behaved themselves for the most part.... except for Trashelle who shoved her tongue down Andy Dick's throat.. ewww! She really is the white trash queen.
During the cooking out phase of our game, Tracie Bingham showed her great intelligence, protesting the eating of meat. As Erik said, she's the "Wicked Witch of Vegetarianism." Her analogy of eating Vanilla Ass' daughter raised so many eyebrows, even mine, because the chick is so freaking dumb. I hope she's socking her money away or marries rich, because when her looks go, she needs to learn the phrase "Do you want fries with that?" Please, this is the girl who asked if you could get a suntan from a bonfire. Her calling Vanilla Ass and Erik "ignorant" is definitely the pot calling the kettle.
Don't get me wrong, if you want to be a vegetarian, fine.. that's great. However, be just as cognizant of those of us who enjoy a good burger or chicken sandwich.
Since this is a rip on Tracie post of sorts, what is up with her wanting to see Ron's shlong?? I've seen it and yeah, it's impressive, but it's a little tasteless to keep after him about it. If she wants to see it so bad, just rent one of his damn movies, there is quite a selection to see and she can even rent a "young Ron" flick in case the older Ron doesn't flip her switch as much. If she wants to see it for real, she knows what she needs to do, just flash'em for heaven's sake. I'm sure she wont get in half the trouble that Ms. Jackson did.
It was an interesting show tonight I think. Tammy Faye went to her book signing, and she definitely is an entertainer. She knew how to work the crowd, which was pretty diverse considering her Christian entertainment background with drag queens wanting photo opportunities. I have to admit, she impressed me with her speaking abilities, very clean and no real inference of anything "dirty."
Ron Jeremy of course was busy cleaning the house and getting the pool ready at this time. He invited some of his porn movie colleagues to a pool party and cookout. A variety of folks showed up and gave the "blurred area" censor guy a lot of work this episode. Lots of boobs, mostly unreal I'm sure, but it looked like everyone had a good time and behaved themselves for the most part.... except for Trashelle who shoved her tongue down Andy Dick's throat.. ewww! She really is the white trash queen.
During the cooking out phase of our game, Tracie Bingham showed her great intelligence, protesting the eating of meat. As Erik said, she's the "Wicked Witch of Vegetarianism." Her analogy of eating Vanilla Ass' daughter raised so many eyebrows, even mine, because the chick is so freaking dumb. I hope she's socking her money away or marries rich, because when her looks go, she needs to learn the phrase "Do you want fries with that?" Please, this is the girl who asked if you could get a suntan from a bonfire. Her calling Vanilla Ass and Erik "ignorant" is definitely the pot calling the kettle.
Don't get me wrong, if you want to be a vegetarian, fine.. that's great. However, be just as cognizant of those of us who enjoy a good burger or chicken sandwich.
Since this is a rip on Tracie post of sorts, what is up with her wanting to see Ron's shlong?? I've seen it and yeah, it's impressive, but it's a little tasteless to keep after him about it. If she wants to see it so bad, just rent one of his damn movies, there is quite a selection to see and she can even rent a "young Ron" flick in case the older Ron doesn't flip her switch as much. If she wants to see it for real, she knows what she needs to do, just flash'em for heaven's sake. I'm sure she wont get in half the trouble that Ms. Jackson did.
