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kybearfuzz ([personal profile] kybearfuzz) wrote2007-03-12 07:34 am

Promotion Update

After getting home from the gym on Saturday, I got the mail from the mailbox and went inside to get ready for the CMC concert (which was great by the way, both [livejournal.com profile] cincycub and [livejournal.com profile] _decibel_ look so good in tuxedos). I had a letter from my office's human resource division.

I opened up the letter which had my name and address on the envelope and on the header, and the letter announced that I was selected for the specialist position in my office. I was excited, but then on closer inspection I saw the opening greeting which deflated my enthusiasm...

"Dear Mr. Vitillo...."

Ummm... huh? I wondered for a moment whether my office's HR department had grown so cruel and bitter as to send a congratulatory letter not only to the person who got the position, but also to everyone else on the selection list to rub their noses in it. I can envision some airhead bigwig thinking this would be a great idea, grinning like a idiot with a vacant look in her eyes, twirling her hair with a single finger, while jamming to Britney Spears on her iPod, both earphones shoved ceremoniously up her nose. That image makes me smile for some reason. As [livejournal.com profile] cincycub is fond of saying, "Bygones..."

In reality, I assume that this is a form letter and the secretary changed all the necessary information but the greeting as all other data points to my position and my office. Still, I called my boss on Saturday to let him know the news and I swear I could hear him roll his eyes over the phone. He congratulated me and told me there was no Mr. Vitillo on the selection list and that my office would request a corrected letter be sent to me.

So what does this mean? Well, more money for one and likely more travel for another. I guess I'll deal with it as it comes. I was chatting on the phone yesterday to my Brazillian buddy Gil in Florida who has traveled the world and he has almost sold me on a trip to India for work. Again, we'll see. Sadly, I had already ordered new business cards without the specialist title. Oh well... My office still doesn't know as the director has to make the official announcement. I think I'll bring bagels in to work tomorrow.

[identity profile] jeremasaur.livejournal.com 2007-03-12 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Congrats on the promotion. :-) Let me know if your travels take you to the wonderful Ames labs. :-)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2007-03-12 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, I only wish it would take me out that way. Too bad I don't work for our Kansas City office anymore (they cover Iowa).