Smiling Bob's Wife Will Be Disappointed...

[kybearfuzz]

I'm sure everyone has seen the ads for Enzyte, the all-natural male enhancement that gives Smiling Bob that special "something" that makes his wife grin like they just discovered a new sexual position. Well, it looks like these jokers who have been milking desperate folks are finally getting what they deserve:

Smiling Bob Wont Be Smiling Any Longer

Comments

[truebrixon.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Smiling Bob isn't the only one who won't be smiling. Up to 20 years in prison each huh? Maybe they'll get to meet some former clients?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I hope so, these scam-artists deserve whatever is coming to them :)

[baeritone.livejournal.com]

One thing that's sort-of inversely ironic: if they DO meet some former clients, those guys WON'T have larger, more persistent erections. *ponder*

[truebrixon.livejournal.com]

Well the erections might not be persistent, but the former clients might be!

[truebrixon.livejournal.com]

I agree! We should all grow large and persistent to make sure it happens. ;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Hee hee... and they might take their lost money out in trade.

[truebrixon.livejournal.com]

That's what I was thinking as well.

[cincy-dave.livejournal.com]

Sorry about the last anonymous post. I was logged out and didn't realize it.

But like I was saying, I have no idea who smiling Bob is. I'm assuming he is on a TV commercial. I'm also assuming that if I find out who he is, I'll have a huge "I remember now" moment.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Smiling Bob is the TV commerial character for Enzyte, the "all-natural male enhancement" pill that is supposed to cause enlargement and increased stamina of male private parts. They are always accompanied by Bob who has a very satisfied and grinning wife back home (though neither Bob or the missus are all that attractive).

Smiling Bob's pic can be found at http://www.enzyte.com for however long it will be up! :)

Devil's Advocate ...

[sweetjimmyto.livejournal.com]

I honestly feel for the Enzyte people. The product was advertised as a "natural male enhancement" product. In many cases (definitely not all) sexual dysfunction is purely psychological and not physical. Perhaps the makers of the product were relying heavily on the placebo effect: when one thinks a medicine or product is going to help, it often does.

I just give praise that no such products are needed in my home.