Sweetie, while I find your trusting and hopeful nature endearing, couldnt you tell by the previews alone that this was going to suck at a Cabin Fever level? Not once in the entire preview clip does the lead express or emote any type of reaction whatsover except, "These are my boobs LOOK AT THEM!" And Michael Madsen, hasnt he overdosed yet?

*sigh* It's a good thing you're so pretty...